Tuesday, 7 August 2007

How to describe yourself

How to Describe Yourself

Self-starter
Analytical
Out-of-the-box thinker
Goal-oriented
Resourceful
Leader
High-energy
Inquisitive
Hard worker
Team-oriented
Successful
Numbers-oriented
Experienced
Recently married
Positive
Eager to learn

How NOT to Describe Yourself

Vacation-oriented
Inflexible
Silicon
Bodacious
Unprincipled
Touchy-feely
Combative
Weak-kneed
Indecisive
Follower
Status-oriented
Whiny
Ill-mannered
Short-tempered
Vengeful
Previously dinged

Monday, 6 August 2007

Google are going down the toilet

Literally!

I came across the following page while I was searching for a new ISP, http://www.google.com/tisp/. Yes, thats right Google are continuing their quest for global dominance and expanding their service line. I thought it was a joke at first but after further reading I realised that they were being deadly serious.

I must confess, I have been an avid Google fan for as long as I can remember and I support their philosophy, and organisational culture but honestly do they sincerely want people to put wires down the toilet all in the aid of receiving free broadband service?

I will wait to see if this new trend of sticking wires down the toilet is embraced by the general public.